SHIT CARPET *in inklis* ^^^^
: shit carpet
In my house, upstairs living room lies this carpet my sweet dog has made his thing on. Every morning when I'm walking through the living room, I step on to the shit-carpet. Sometimes I survive without stepping on the shit, but sometimes you just cant avoid it. I never remember there is shit on that carpet and I always walk over the carpet without a slightest memory of the shit. The shit only comes to my mind after I have gone over the carpet, sometimes even not then. (if I didn't step on it) After grossing the carpet without stepping on the shit I always say in my mind -Yeah, I made it through the shitcarpet! Its so happy ^^
Why doesn't anyone clean the shit from the carpet? I don't know really... I think its so disgusting I never want to touch it... (I walk on it many times in a day! o.O WTF)
(XDXDXDXXDXDXDXX)
Well, my parents don't visit upstairs really often and my little brother doesn't really care about some little shit... (You should see his room!)
But today I was really brave and made an end to the shitcarpat! I carefully crapt the side of it and threw it to the balcony ^^ THE SHIT flew!
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In my house, upstairs living room lies this carpet my sweet dog has made his thing on. Every morning when I'm walking through the living room, I step on to the shit-carpet. Sometimes I survive without stepping on the shit, but sometimes you just cant avoid it. I never remember there is shit on that carpet and I always walk over the carpet without a slightest memory of the shit. The shit only comes to my mind after I have gone over the carpet, sometimes even not then. (if I didn't step on it) After grossing the carpet without stepping on the shit I always say in my mind -Yeah, I made it through the shitcarpet! Its so happy ^^
Why doesn't anyone clean the shit from the carpet? I don't know really... I think its so disgusting I never want to touch it... (I walk on it many times in a day! o.O WTF)
(XDXDXDXXDXDXDXX)
Well, my parents don't visit upstairs really often and my little brother doesn't really care about some little shit... (You should see his room!)
But today I was really brave and made an end to the shitcarpat! I carefully crapt the side of it and threw it to the balcony ^^ THE SHIT flew!
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posted by KASKINEN @ 7/17/2006
11 Comments:
At 12:17 ip.,
Keijo Ahlqvist said…
Koira on vain organismi koiranpaskan ympärillä.
At 1:07 ip.,
KASKINEN said…
Tottatottatotta ^^^^^^^^^totta ^^^*TÄRKEÄ* *hyvix*
At 1:45 ip.,
Anonyymi said…
ok english. vill du ha bussen till slussen?
At 4:55 ip.,
KASKINEN said…
okei jaaaa ^^^^^^^^^^
At 4:56 ip.,
KASKINEN said…
Mikä se sit niiq o???!!!!
HIHIHIH, Onx sulla terotin vai kynä????? IHIHIHIHIHIHIHHIHHIHIHIHIH
At 6:22 ip.,
Keijo Ahlqvist said…
Poistin suosikeista kun ei tääl mitään tapahdu. Tylsiä. Luovuutensa kadottaneet kai. Vanhoja neitejä. Rullaattorimummeleita. Moikka, tantat.
At 12:14 ap.,
Anonyymi said…
Hey Keijo! Dont be so hard on these girls! They are doing the best that they can!
And Anu/Idah. Ill be sending some intresting e.mail to you about some totally cool "we are intrested in your comix" stuffex!
COS WE REALLY ARE HERE IN HAPPY HORSE COMIX.
What do you think about that!
Well promise you stardom, money, some nice clothes and 1000 000nz of fanz n´ everything!!
How about that??? Ill keep in touchzex!
COOLL JN
At 6:00 ip.,
Keijo Ahlqvist said…
Siinäs näitte: aloitte mamoileen menestyksen kynnyksellä. Kohta Paris Hilton olis kutsunu villeihin kekkereihin. Kohta Turkki olis evänny teiltä viisumin. Se olis ollu Kaskinen joka olis laulanu Maamme-laulun Kalevan kisoissa.
Nyt oikeesti en enää vilkasekkaa tätä plookia joka vahingossa unohtu poistaa suosikeista.
At 8:09 ip.,
KASKINEN said…
KEIJO EX TAJUU ET ME OLLLAAN OLLU MATKOILLA??!?!?!? MEIL LÖYTRTY LUOVUUTTA VAIKKA SULLE JAKAAA KUULEESSSZZZZZ1!!! NYT ON KESÄ EIX KESÄLLÄ SAIS KERRANKI WAA NAISKENNELLA YMPÄRIINSÄ !!!!!!! EI KAIKKIEN TARVI OLLA INTERNET ORJIA!!!!!!!!!!! VITU NÖRDE *HUOH* siiZ GeT A liFE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
At 8:11 ip.,
KASKINEN said…
JYDEEE!!!!!!!1111111111111 <3<3<3<33< PELASTAT MEIDÄT KEIJON KOVUUDELTA..............................
MEILAAAAAAA ODOTETAAN MÄRKIVINÄ KOIRAN PENTUINA SU N YHTEYDEN OTTOAZZZZZ,,,,
ps. WE KNOW UR HAPI ITS ALD RIGHT
At 9:56 ip.,
Anonyymi said…
Hits from the bong
Hits from the bong
Hits from the bong
Hits from the bong
Pick it
Pack it
Fire it up, come along
And take a hit from the bong
Put the blunt down
Just for a second
Don't get me wrong
It's not a new method
Inhale
Exhale
Just got an ounce in the mail
I like a blunt or a big fat cone
But my double-barrel bong
Is gettin' me stoned
I'm skill it
There's water inside don't spill it
!!!!It smells like shit on the carpet!!!
Still it
Goes down smooth when I get a clean hit
Of the skunky, phunky, smelly green shit
Sing my song
Puff all night long
As I take hits from the bong
Hits from the bong y'all
Hits from the bong
Gonna get high
Hits from the bong
Gonna get high
Hits from the bong
Gonna get high
Hits from the bong
Gonna get high
Let's smoke that bowl
Hit the bong
And then take that finger off of that hole
Plug it
Unplug it
Don't strain
I love you Mary Jane
She never complains
When I hit Mary
With that flame
I light up the cherry
She's so good to me
When I pack a fresh bowl I clean the screen
Don't get me stirred up
The smoke, through the bubbling water
Is makin' it pure so I got ta
Take my hit and hold it
Just like Chong
I get the bowl and I reload it
Get my four-footer and bring it on
As I take hits from the bong
Hits from the bong
Gonna get high
Hits from the bong
Gonna get high
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